Winter F00l

"They misunderestimated me"(小布造词专家，有他在，学英语专业的朋友辛苦了)

"I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico -- I know him -- to have gas and oil sent to the United States ... so we'll not depend on foreign oil." （想起了前段时间弗吉尼亚大学枪击事件发生以后一个美国佬问，韩国在中国的哪个地区？=_=| 我们又不是美国人和小日本，天天在打别人地盘的主意）

韩国泡菜，日本变态，美国土鳖。。。通通不是什么好货，当然了，中国人也有自己家壁橱里的skeleton

妈个b，国家不够强，管你再有钱，走到哪里一样是二等公民，可惜很多人没骨头，硬要去做别人的狗，还把自己的后代也一块儿卖了，弄得个中不中，西不西的，整天到晚就想着“唉呀，为什么我不泡上白种妞啊？”“我怎么才能挤进白人社会啊？”“为什么我不是白人啊？”-既然这么想漂白，干吗不一头撞死，等着重新投胎！

上次还听到一根烂“香蕉”挺自豪的说，“我们那个区没有多少亚洲人，我以前还为自己是中国人感到自卑，但是现在我不会了，我可以坦然地接受自己的身份了。”-说得还挺。。。简直恶心死了！你说你是中国人，我们还不承认呢！

“日本人就是比中国人...如果当年日本把中国打赢了，说不定中国现在就不是这个样子了。”-是啊，那中国人也被杀光了，还不定你现在在哪里！

“我们现在是地球村，我们是世界人，不是具体哪个国家的人。”-你就直接说你有心理缺陷，接受不了自己的身份不就好了，干吗还找一堆屁话来恶心人。

wish以后的中国人一定要把我们这一代，上代，上上代所受的屈辱全部加部还给那些没脸的，三十年河东，三十年河西，没有哪个国家是永远只强不衰的，只盼望到时候中国人的后代千万不要心慈手软，连那些“假洋鬼子”也一块儿灭掉，杀，杀，杀，杀他妈血流成河，片甲不留。。（“假洋鬼子”是说那些种族上是中国人，但实际上已经被洗脑，说什么日本人比中国人优秀之类屁话的sb）

中国重庆

在人头簇动的解放碑前，一重庆男子不小心刮开了一重庆单身女人的超短裙。
重庆男人还没开口，那重庆单身女人扬手一记响亮的耳光，还抓住重庆男人的脖领子不放：你这个宝器！敢吃老**豆腐，跟我去见110去......

台湾西门町

在台湾的西门町里，一台客不小心刮开了一女学生的超短学生裙。
台客还没开口，那个女学生咯咯一笑，对著你说：价钱还没谈隆就要先看货了啊！

香港铜锣湾

在人山人海的时代广场，一中年男子不小心刮开了一年约18女生的超短裙。
中年男人还没有开口，那女生就开口 : 我x你**呀！你当我流架?你咪x走呀！
我依家拖马来收你皮

东京
在人流不息的银座广场，一^_^男子不小心刮开了一^_^单身女人的超短裙。
^_^男人还没有开口，那^_^单身女人一个90度的大鞠躬：不好意思，给您添麻烦了！都怪裙子的质量不好......说完，取出一个别针别好，又匆匆走掉。...

关于Judi James的背景：

Judi James is a leading TV expert in body language, social behaviour, image, relationships, workplace culture and communication skills.

The second series of her own 4-part body language series on Channel Five, called Naked Celebrity, which she researches and presents, was aired in December 2005.

She also appears regularly on programmes such as Big Brother, The Xtra Factor, Newsnight and Sky News and covered the last General Election for Five News, with a regular nightly spot.

Judi writes for magazines and the press and is the author of nine non-fiction books on body language and workplace issues.

how-can-i-tell-if-someone-is-lying-to-me

内容：

Step 1 No body movement
Little or no body movement occurs when the pressure of the lie makes the liar worry about their body language, so some will stop moving all together. This also is reflected in eye contact, when they probably won't be able to look at you.

Step 2Exaggerated body movement
Some liars do the opposite. They become actors and their actions and facial expressions get bigger to convince you they are telling the truth. They'll try to make more eye contact than usual.

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在kowrfaye的blog上看到的，也到这里测了一下自己的和朋友们blog的性别，测试结果还满意外的。

NND，明明新增的几篇日志多了那么多化妆品，美女，诗词之类的东西，怎么也该给我多个10%的女性倾向吧。没有，一点变化都米有，还是跟以前一样，算了，我还是接受我是男人的事实吧。

小四的结果大致跟偶猜的7788，他确实是个比较感性的人。哈哈，不要紧，小四，你的男性优势还是有12%领先的。

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我都忘了这些东西是什么时候存在电脑里的。。。

Bill Gates在新墨西哥被捕，1977年

（小比笑得好可爱呀）

Al Pacino因藏匿武器在罗得岛州被捕，1961年1月7日

（帅哥就是帅哥，连照mugshot都这么帅）

Hugh Grant的性丑闻相信地球人都知道，1995年6月27日

Keanu Reeves因酒后驾车在Los Angeles被捕，1993年5月5日

 

Marilyn Manson

（无语中。。。）

前巴拿马总统被美国海关逮捕

再来个搞笑的耶稣被捕图，哈哈。

警告：部分图片可能含有让人不适内容，慎入。

那些臭名远扬的连环杀手从来都是最炙手可热的电影素材，在音乐领域自然也不会受人冷落。。。

以下关于这些连环杀手的资料部分引自网上，原作者是谁已不可考 。。。

另一部分资料来源标记在最下方。

编号001：Jack the Ripper（开膛手杰克）

姓名︰不詳 
外號︰「開膛手傑克」(Jack The Ripper)
出生日期︰不詳 
現況︰死亡，具體資料不詳
殺人數目：5 人 
殺人方法：割喉，接著肢解
犯案地點︰英國倫敦東部白教堂區 (Whitechapel)
殺人時期：1888 年 8 月 31 日至 11 月 9 日
有關電影︰《屠出地獄》(From Hell)、《狙擊風月殺手》(The Ripper)
档案：
jack the ripper大概是史上最神秘，最有有传奇色彩的连环杀手了。
就時間而言，「開膛手傑克」並不是史上第一個連環殺手，在他出現之前已經有連續殺人犯存在過，但自从有了「開膛手傑克」，连环杀手这个名词才开始真正在世界范围内流行起来。他殘忍的虐殺方法令當時的倫敦陷入一片恐慌之中，人人都懼怕他的名號。其實他的犯案時期並不長，只有短短的 3 個月，但他所帶來的震撼卻相反一直影響後世的人，除了因為他殺了 5 名妓女，手法一次比一次殘忍外（「開膛手」並非只是虛銜，第 4 名死者就是被剖開身體，發現時腸臟都掛在肩膊上，最後一名更是面目全非，面孔被剁得再無法辨認，身體器官有些不見了，有些則四散在案發現場），更重要是他曾多次親筆寫信到警署公然挑戰警方，甚至送上死者的耳朵、腎臟和兇刀，警方卻一直捉不到他，可見他的膽量不輕。為他再添傳奇性的是他在第 5 宗案件後，忽然像人間蒸發般消失，從此再沒出現。一百年来，关于杰克的真实身份一直都是个迷，也许这个迷永远也不会有人能解开了。

花絮：
在开膛手杰克的案件里，曾经有超过400个人成为嫌疑对象，其中包括:
1 维多利亚女王的外孙，王子Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence - and heir to the British throne - went on a killing spree after he was maddened by syphilis.
2《爱丽斯漫游仙境》的作者Lewis Carroll。
3 疯狂的俄国人。 Supposedly Rasputin himself wrote a book called Great Russian Criminals in which he claimed that Jack the Ripper was actually a Russian doctor named Pedachenk, who was dispatched to London by the tsarist police in an effort to create consternation in England and embarrass the British authorities.
4黑巫师。The Ripper was actually Dr. Roslyn D'Onston Stephenson, a self-styled conjurer obsessed with the occult, who supposedly committed the East End murders as part of a satanic ritual.
5犹太籍屠夫. A shochet, or Kosher butcher, decided to use his carving skills on women of the night.
6“开膛手”家庭主妇. The homicidal maniac was not a man at all but a demented London midwife.
7神秘的房客. An unnamed boarder in London roominghouse acted suspiciously at the time of the Ripper murders and might have been the East End fiend. Although the vaguest of the Ripper solutions, this theory has distinguished itself as the basis for four entertaining movies, including an early Hitchcock thriller.
8致命的医生. A man named Dr. Stanley committed the murders as an act of revenge, after his son contracted syphilis from a prostitute.
9危险的律师. A failed attorney named Montague John Druit committed the Ripper crimes, then drowned himself in the Thames.
10波兰籍投毒者. A multiple murderer named Severin Klosowski (aka George Chapman), who poisoned three of his wives, presumably committed the Whitechapel slayings out of his pathological hatred of womankind in general.
11神经病棉花商. A diary that surfaced in the early 1990s "revealed" that the Ripper was a drug-addicted businessman named James Maybrick. Unfortunately, the diary was declared a hoax by renowned document experts.

相关音乐：（搜集自网上）
Iced Earth - Jack.mp3
Judas Priest-The Ripper.mp3
Macabre - jack the ripper.mp3
Morrissey - jack the ripper.mp3
My Chemical Romance - jack the ripper.mp3
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds  - jack the ripper.mp3
Motörhead - Jack The Ripper
Falconer-JACK THE KNIFE
Queensryche - london

（winter f00l:其实我一直都在想，像这种明显有心理障碍的变态真的会这么轻易收手吗？据说这种事是会上瘾的。。。会不会在他杀完第五个人之后不小心被车撞死了？吃鱼的时候被鱼骨头噎死了？或是突然心脏病发病死了？=。=）
編號 002
嗜好殺人的史上第一殺人王-Henry Lee Lucas

童年时代的Henry Lee Lucas

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偶收集整理的一些益智类java小游戏，已经传到私人空间上了，每种游戏加上图片只有20多k大小，可以放在个人网页或是blog上。

打包下载（45k）http://www.soeasy.net.cn/pickFilesAction.do?topicId=1592866&uid=1148469

密码：e-rock.blogbus.com

1 3D版TicTac（author:Lutz Tautenhahn）

你和电脑谁最先把四颗子连成一条线就算赢，我们小时候也有玩，只不过那时候是平面的，难度没有这个大。

截图：

开始游戏

2 Eight Qeens's problem（Authors: Wolfgang Ahlers & Ron Daenzer）

试试在表格里插入8个皇冠，是不是有一点小小的难度，hoho，如果你过关了，留下截图，看看能有多少种放法。

截图：

开始游戏

3 Same-game（Authors: Jason Fondren）

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这就是我得到的结果，汗，不知道是男还是女，人妖？？？

点击进入这个网站以后，随便选几张脸，然后就可以生成一张你自己的平均脸，不过我觉得有点假，不管你选的人有多丑，居然生成的脸都还算端正，难道是平均效应？

浏览普通的网站就像我们平时看书一样，是竖着看的，要查看后面的内容需要翻页。

但是你有见过沿地平线方向滚页的网站吗？就像卷轴一样，是横着看的，非常有意思。我准备把这个日志弄完以后自己也弄一个。Evanescence在UK的主站也是用他们的模板喔。

试试像平时一样用你的鼠标来控制滚页，另外点击导航栏里的项目，看看效果怎么样。http://www.evanescenceuk.co.uk/index4.php。

模版下载（内含css和javascript）：http://www.thehorizontalway.com/#about

 The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools
when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
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